FLIGHT DA6407 · OPERATED BY OMEGA · SINCE 20 MAY 2025

DACTYLUS AIRBUS

The official bot of Jerkmate Ranked. Half pterodactyl, half passenger jet, fully in Do Not Disturb.

Discord activity: Watching Kochen oder gekocht werden

Flight Information & Departures
Time Flight Destination Status
00:00DA001DAILY BACKUPON TIME
20:05DA026STEUERERKLÄRUNGBOARDING
24/7DA404KOCHEN ODER GEKOCHTDND
21:37DA052DIAMOND · NO MASTERDELAYED
??:??DA089LEVELRATTENDETECTED
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Dactylus Airbus official avatar — cartoon green pterodactyl passenger jet

GATE A · SINCE 2023

BOARDING PASS

DACTYLUS AIRBUS · BORDKARTE FIRST CLASS / PARODY
PASSENGER DACTYLUS AIRBUS
FLIGHT DA6407
FROM #WICHTIG (17 MAY 2025)
TO JERKMATE RANKED
SEAT DO NOT DISTURB
CLASS PREMIUM (PARODY)
GATE EST. 1 DEC 2023
STATUS KOCHEN ODER GEKOCHT WERDEN
PASSENGER DACTYLUS AIRBUS
FLIGHT DA6407
SEAT DND

On 17 May 2025, Omega asked the Jerkmate Ranked Discord server in #wichtig for bot ideas. The first requests were quotes, a music bot, and writing a tax return. Dactylus Airbus was created on 20 May 2025, with the first feature list posted on 26 May 2025. Omega built and runs the bot, which remains permanently in Do Not Disturb.

LOG · 12 ENTRIES

FLIGHT LOG

DA001

JERKMATE RANKED FOUNDED

Jerkmate Ranked is founded as a private, invite-only Discord server.

DA002

FEATURE REQUESTS OPEN

Omega asks #wichtig for bot ideas; the first requests are quotes, a music bot and, eventually, someone writing their tax return.

DA6407

DACTYLUS AIRBUS CREATED

Bot account Dactylus Airbus#6407 is created and set to Do Not Disturb.

DA004

A PROPHECY IN #QUOTES

Omega says something about this bot in #quotes that will turn out to be relevant (see the bottom of this page).

DA005

FIRST FEATURE LIST

First feature list posted: /imagine, text-to-speech, /quote, /music, /steuererklärung, /versmaßknacker, AI replies, and a few commands we won't print here.

DA006

JERKADS, DURSTLÖSCHER & LOGGING

JerkAds Premium Network goes live with a 25% chance on casino games, profiles and music; /durstloescher added; and a log of message edits, deletions, voice joins and role changes.

DA007

BIGGEST FARMERS LEADERBOARD

Anti-farming punishment removed and replaced with an official leaderboard (/leaderboard type:Farming) for wer die größte Levelratte auf dem Server ist.

DA008

WORLD CUP MODULE

World Cup module launches with live scores and match pings.

DA009

WM-MODUL IM RUHESTAND

World Cup module retired at the end of the tournament (WM-Modul im Ruhestand).

DA010

CYBERPUNK CARDS & RANK LADDER

Level-up cards redesigned in a neon cyberpunk style and the rank ladder is added.

DA011

AFK PERCENTAGE EXPOSURE

Farming leaderboard shows the AFK percentage (such as “12.5h AFK (80.0%)”) so Levelratten can be exposed.

IN-FLIGHT SERVICES · 6 GROUPS

ONBOARD SERVICES

LEVELING

  • Voice Rate: 1 XP per minute of active voice chat (doubled while streaming or on camera).
  • Message Rate: Small XP for messages.
  • /profile: Shows your rank, level and flight hours.
  • /leaderboard: Weekly, monthly, yearly or all-time; by points or by farming time.

CASINO

  • /casino: Opens the casino: blackjack, roulette, Cluster Pays Mega Slots, dice duel, coin flip, rock-paper-scissors and lottery.
  • Economy: Daily streaks, a jackpot pool, casino ranks and wire transfers.

MUSIC

  • /music: Queue with play, pause, skip and loop controls.
  • Lyrics: Searches the current song's lyrics on Genius.

CHAOS

  • /roast: Roasts a member with three choices of intensity.
  • /karusell: Moves a member through every voice channel and back.
  • /jumpscare: Joins voice silently, waits 10 seconds, screams and leaves.
  • /fake_disconnect: Plays disconnect sounds in voice chat.
  • /zwanni: Troll actions with a 10-minute cooldown.

CULTURE

  • /quote: Pulls a quote from #quotes.
  • /durstloescher: Designs a Durstlöscher juice-box flavour.
  • /versmaßknacker: Works out the metre of a German verse.
  • /steuererklärung: Generates a German tax return from your answers.
  • /speak: Reads your text aloud in the classic German "Hans" voice.
  • /imagine: Generates an image from a prompt.

OPERATIONS

  • Daily Backup: Daily server backup at 00:00 Berlin time.
  • Status: Live status embed showing System Normal | All Services Active.

FLIGHT LEVELS · FL010–FL100

CRUISING ALTITUDE

FLIGHT LEVEL DESIGNATION STATUS
  1. FL100 CHAMPION
    UNREACHED (0 PAX)
  2. FL090 MYTHIC
    STRATOSPHERE
  3. FL080 LEGEND
    HIGH CRUISE
  4. FL070 GRANDMASTER
    UPPER AIRSPACE
  5. FL060 MASTER
    NOBODY HAS REACHED MASTER YET
  6. Flight level 52 indicator plane
    FL052 Highest anyone has flown: level 52
  7. FL050 DIAMOND
    ACTIVE CEILING
  8. FL040 PLATINUM
    CRUISING
  9. FL030 GOLD
    ASCENDING
  10. FL020 SILVER
    TRANSITION
  11. FL010 BRONZE
    DEPARTURE

FLIGHT STATS

As of September 2026

28
RANKED MEMBERS
1,706
HOURS VOICE CHAT TRACKED
134,980
XP DISTRIBUTED
89
HOURS FARMED BY LEVELRATTEN
~1,849
HOURS VOICE CHAT NEEDED FOR LEVEL 100

1 XP per minute of active voice chat, doubled while streaming or on camera; muted or alone earns nothing and is logged as farming.

RULEBOOK EXCERPTS

Excerpts from the Jerkmate Ranked Rulebook

  • 11. Wer was gegen Dortmund sagt Bann
  • 15. Nicht mehr als 2 Emojis in einer Nachricht!
  • 17. Regel 18 darf niemals gebrochen werden
  • 18. Regel 19 darf mit einem Coinflip entkräftet werden
  • 21. Maximal 21 Regeln (Currently 25 rules)
  • 24. Wer Level farmt wird dementsprechend bestraft!

IN-FLIGHT ADVERTISING · 11 ADS

JERKADS PREMIUM NETWORK

Now boarding: sponsors nobody asked for.

“(This is a 100% real, very serious monetization strategy)”

SPONSOR Parody ad: Fancy Commands — Upgrade your flight controls
SPONSOR Parody ad: Durstlöscher Airbus Fuel — Jet kerosene flavor
SPONSOR Parody ad: Zero Lag Airline Experience — Turbulence-free connectivity
SPONSOR Parody ad: Durstlöscher Liquid Uranium — Enriched reactor flavor
SPONSOR Parody ad: Dactylus Premium — The luxury pterodactyl membership
SPONSOR Parody ad: Durstlöscher Touch Grass — Meadow dew flavor
SPONSOR Parody ad: Dactylus Airbus Desk Mat — Draft your victory
SPONSOR Parody ad: Aviation Air Freshener — Pure jet wash cabin aroma
SPONSOR Parody ad: Durstlöscher Skill Issue — Defeated pilot tears flavor
SPONSOR Parody ad: JerkCraft In-Flight Catering — Eat well in survival
SPONSOR Parody ad: JerkCraft Aviation Fails — When landings go wrong

Parody ads generated by the bot. No sponsor has ever paid anyone anything.

Keep grinding and keep gambling!

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